Troy: It's a good thing Evelyn is not sitting here. Now I don't have to bother her.
Owen: Pinching bums is only for emergencies.
Dad: Would you recommend this as a good book to Jesus?
Jonas: I don't know, I guess it would depend on if He liked action-adventure.
Evelyn: I closed my eyes three times in the prayer!
Dad: (In a preparedness lesson) Evelyn, what would you do in an emergency?
Evelyn: Oh! I know, I know! Pinch everyone's bum!
Mom: Put your shoes on and get the rice out of your armpit!
Troy: I like the Winns, they are jolly good fellows.
Mom: Jonas, can you play with Reuben more nicely?
Jonas: I AM Mom, I'm playing King Kong!
Micah: I colored 23 pages... (flops on floor)... I am done coloring for the rest of my life!
Troy: If there was such a land as mustard land, I'd love to go there!
Dad: Would it be weird to you if you came in my room one morning and found me in bed and I was Winnie The Pooh?
Troy: Quiet everyone! I am entering paradise... (as he ate an ice cream peanut butter cookie)
Dad: (explaining the plot of West Side Story) They sing, they dance, they have problems...
Mom: Evelyn, why aren't you wearing your pants?
Evelyn: I'm following Satan's plan!
Owen: If we had a video of Micah's life we would all be laughing so hard.
Evelyn: Micah, if you don't eat your lunch, you are following Satan's plan...
And I know I am a dork and I keep making videos sideways, but this is too funny...
This is why watching Micah's life would be hilarious. He loves quoting Napoleon Dynamite.
6 comments:
I laughed out loud at least six times reading these fun quotes! Micah's video was "suh-weeeeeeet!"
Thanks for sharing your fun-ness!
I'll try to wear my pants today so I don't "follow Satan's plan" :)
Hahahahahaha! Those quotes are awesome! I wish I could spend more time at your house - I'd be laughing all the time :)
Great quotes! They were laugh out loud stuff! You forgot "If you eat squash, you die!" What a great and fun family you are.
So funny!! Love this post :)
I think you guys are just about the coolest family ever!!
And Happy Birthday to Leslie!!
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