For the laughs...

We've had some great quotes at our house, but these rank (in my opinion) as some of the best of the past 1.5 years....



Leslie: “Mom, pretend we’re your kids…”


Micah (age 4): Oh, I found it! Oh no, it is just an atom.


Micah (age 4): Come on Evelyn, we got the control panel mobilized.


Owen and Troy (at Walmart): People are probably looking at us and thinking we are already 7 years old…


Mom: Evelyn, did you poop in Jonas’ room? Good job!


Mom: Did my song sound pretty or ugly?
Micah: Uh, it was pretty and ugly.


(Leslie, Owen, Troy, & Micah sneaking downstairs…)
Leslie: Let’s act like humans in front of mom and dad.


Troy: On our star walk I want to see the deep spoon.
Owen: You mean the Big Dipper!


Troy: When I grow up, in my civilized brain I will like potatoes.


Leslie: Evelyn, I love you.
Evelyn: Oh.


Troy: They probably put her in hypersleep so she wouldn’t feel any pain.


Owen: Killing your sister is kinda violent…


Jonas: (Reading from the scriptures) “Do you give yourself “wally” to the church?”
Dad: The word is “wholly”


Bob: “Where in the world are my contacts? They’re not in this case, or in this one… Where are they? Where could I have put them?”
Dresden: “They are in your head.”


Troy: Dad, you are good at speaking Spanish. That is because you went to China.


Troy (getting ready for church): I wish we lived in China.
Mom: Why?
Troy: Then it would be night and I could take my shoes off.


Evelyn: I lub you.


Evelyn: 1, 2, 3, 4, 10, 5!



And that is all for now... many more to come!