Troy: Mom, Dad, can I eat grass?
Owen: I'm just going to add a syllable of ketchup.
Micah: Are you guys not exactly married yet?
Dad: Mom and I have been married for a while!
Micah: Then why do you still go on dates?
Evelyn: Grandpa, your shoes are "i-giantic"!
Evelyn: I can't get my stuffy nose to be a normal nose!
Darth Vader (on May 4th): Ow, my hair!
Darth Vader (May 4th again): I should be an exercise instructor: 'Your powers are weak...'
Micah: I have another joke, but it isn't funny. Why did the bird mom lay on an egg? Because her worm broke.
...Instead of water.
Owen: I don't want to be included in dinner anymore. Can I please be excluded?
Evelyn: I want to be a mom then Ariel, then Cinderella, and then a pizza girl when I grow up.
Mom: (trying to help Evelyn's tummy not hurt) Do you want some raisins? Do you want some prunes? Do you want some poop? OH! I mean do you have to go poop!
Mom: Do you want to go sing in Primary?
Evelyn: No, that would be inappropriate.
Owen: Knock, knock
Mom: Who's there?
Owen: May
Mom: May who?
Owen: May I be excused from dinner? I'm done.
And then last, but not least, a few pix from the kids (Micah was the photographer this time):
4 comments:
Your kids are hilarious. How does Evelyn come up with this stuff? She's only 3! (or 4?)
OH I love kid quotes.
What fun we're going to have with all these great kids! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
So funny!
My favorite is the syllable of ketchup :)
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