Mom: Go away, President Packer! (while reading General Conference and swatting a fly at the same time...)
Micah: We have jobs that are very sense of humor.
Evelyn: My pinkernails are painted!
Dad: I am thankful that we got to run around like crazy freaks in the scriptures! (He meant sprinklers)
Mom: Evelyn, what one will you try first, brussel sprouts or potatoes? Evelyn: Snot.
Owen (to Troy): Those chicken nuggets make you smell good!
Leslie: Dad, who sings this?... Oh, okay. Evelyn, its the Eurythmics, not Snow White.
Mom: I still have to feed the Hardmans with one stick of butter!
Mom: I need forks for my armpits!
Dad: You are all fooferific tonight!
Troy: There is even an outhouse on the plane!
Evelyn (to Dad): We need to talk.
6 comments:
So funny! Thanks for the laughs :)
I'm curious as to why you need forks for your armpits!
What is with the fork/armpit thing, seriously! It was seriously funny. What did Evelyn need to talk about?
My armpits are so itchy with this pregnancy... Gross, I know...
forks...armpits...??? I hate to think. fooferic? huh? Love the outhouse on the plane! Lots of laughs -- thanks for sharing!
I love it! thanks for the laugh:)
Wasn't Snow White the lead singer for the Eurythmics before she started her band with the seven dwarves?
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