... at least in my dream! Of all the bizarre preggo dreams, this tops them all! I was a turkey, buttered, basted, and browned, being cooked in the 350 degree oven.
Possible interpretations:
a) I feel under pressure
b) I fear "Butterball" will be a new nickname
c) I fear for the Georgia heat that is coming
d) I need more protein
e) I spend a lot of time in my kitchen
f) I want to eat like it is Thanksgiving every day
g) It is already hot enough, thank you very much
h) I feel stuffed
i) I need to work on my tan
Oh, the possibilities are endless!
Odd, huh?!!?
7 comments:
Dresden, I must be pregnant too, because all of those interpretations could be attributed to me! Minus the whole "dreaming I'm a turkey" thing...
That is really funny. Really.
And all of your interpretations are very thoughtful.
What an unusual dream - I loved your inciteful interpretations. You are a funny funny lady. I;m sure there are other conclusions you could come to but those were really great.
and one more interpretation: all of your children want a piece of you :)
that's too funny. those weird pregnancy dreams are caused by hormones. at least this one is funny, not horrible, like some of mine...
Hilarius!
Deep... very D -e-e-p! I laughed out loud!
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